Pinoy Version:

Websy:  Yung lolo ko, hindi tinatablan ng beer! Sampung bote na, wala pa ring epekto sa kanya!

Pakukay:  Ang corny naman ng lolo mo! Ang lolo ko, labing-limang bote na, di pa rin nahihilo!

Wikinini:  Di pala nila kayang itumba ang lolo ko. Nakaka-walong bote na siya ng beer, sumasakit lang ng konti yung tiyan niya!

Pakukay:  Eh di talo nga ang lolo mo! Walo pa lang may epekto na sa kanya eh!

Wikinini:  Baka di nyo ko naiintindihan. Pati bote mismo, nilulunok niya kasama yung beer!

Rough Translation in English:

Websy:  My Grandpa is a great beer drinker! 10 bottles hardly affect him!

Pakukay:  Your Grandpa is a lousy drinker. Mine can take 15 bottles and doesn't even feel dizzy!

Wikinini:  I'm sure they can't bring my Grandpa down. He can take 8 bottles, and all he feels is a little tummy ache!

Pakukay:  That means he loses!  Just 8 bottles and these already have an effect on him!

Wikinini:  You don't understand me.  He swallows everything with the contents, including the bottles themselves!

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