Pinoy Version:

Websy:  Pocni, parang may sakit ako sa utak! Parang lagi kong gustong magnakaw!

Pocni:  Ha? Masama yan ah! Halika at bumili tayo ng gamot para diyan!

Websy:  Huwag na! Magnakaw na lang tayo!

Rough Translation in English:

Websy:  Pocni, I think I have a psychological problem. I always feel the urge to steal!

Pocni:  What? That's bad! C'mon, let's buy some medicines for that ailment!

Websy:  No, let's just steal some!

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