Pinoy Version:

Websy:  Ang galing sa business ng lolo ko. Mura lang ang puhunan niya sa ice candy pero ang laki ng kita niya!

Pakukay:  Ha? May puhunan pa ang lolo mo? Yung sangkap ng ice candy ng lolo ko, lahat 'yon galing sa tanim niya!

Wikinini:  Ang hihina pala sa business ng mga lolo nyo. Yung sangkap ng ice candy ng lolo ko, kinokolekta niya lang sa tabi-tabi, kaya wala siyang gastos sa puhunan. Para ngang pineapple juice yung ice candy nya eh!

Pakukay:  Bakit, ano bang sangkap ng ice candy ng lolo mo?  

Wikinini:  Jingle niya!             

Rough Translation in English:

Websy:  My grandpa is so good in business. He invests so little in ingredients, but earns a lot selling ice candy!

Pakukay:  What? He invests money to make money? My lolo gets all his ingredients from his farm!

Wikinini:  Your grandpas are poor businessmen!  My grandpa gets all his ingredients for free without working hard. People even think his ice candy came from fresh pineapple juice!

Pakukay:  Why? What is your grandpa's ice candy made of?  

Wikinini:  His urine!

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