Pinoy Version:

Wikinini:  Pakukay, bakit pangit ang love life ng isang snowman?

Pakukay:  Bakit?

Wikinini:  Eh kasi, laging malamig ang Pasko niya!

Rough Translation in English:

Wikinini:  Pakukay, why does the snowman have the worst love life of all?

Pakukay:  Why?

Wikinini:  Because his Christmas is always cold!

Note to non-Pinoys: 'Malamig ang pasko' (or 'cold Christmas') means that a person has nobody to share his or her Christmas with.

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