Pinoy Version:

Websy:  Pocni, yung kapitbahay nating nakakaasar, pinilit magpakabait makakuha lang ng laruan mula kay Santa ngayong Pasko! Gusto pa niya raw yung laruang bagay sa kanya.

Pocni:  O? Babait pa ba ang taong yon e napakasalbahe nun?

Websy:  Yun na nga e. Dahil sa pilit niyang pagpapakabait, nasiraan tuloy siya ng bait!  Buti na lang nakuha niya yung wish niya - isang laruang bagay sa kanya.

Pocni:  Bakit? Anong laruan ang nakuha niya?

Websy:  Yung sira rin!

Rough Translation in English:

Websy:  Pocni, did you hear that our most-hated neighbor tried so hard to be good so he can get a toy from Santa this Christmas?! He even wanted to get a toy that really matches him!

Pocni:  Really? Can someone that evil still become good?

Websy:  Apparently not. He tried so hard pretending to be good that he lost his mind and broke down! Fortunately, he got his wish - a toy that matches him.

Pocni:  Why? What toy did he get from Santa?

Websy:  A broken one!

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